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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:10

Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you consider yourself pretty?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...