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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

No way

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Then came..

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Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

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Thumbs down again.

Still no good

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

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Just Forget it!

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Next, they tried...